Life without friends is like boobs without nipples ... POINTLESS !! 笑 口 常 开 :-)

Priest & Nun.

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs,
forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After
Controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed
his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The
nun Once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologised
"Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun
went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm
129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find
glory."

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
opportunity