Life without friends is like boobs without nipples ... POINTLESS !! 笑 口 常 开 :-)

东南西北

和美女睡,興奮到死。
和醜女睡,生不如死。
和辣妹睡,累得要死。
和情人睡,醉生夢死。
和名模睡,貴的要死。
和老婆睡,整夜裝死


机会,就像老二,紧握就会变大
生活,就像强姦,不能反抗,就要学会享受
工作,就像轮姦,你不行了,别人就上
读书,就像嫖妓,出钱又出力


生活, 就像自慰,全部的事情都要靠著自己的双手


时间就像乳沟,挤一下就有了..


有钱时,口气很大 没钱时,火气很大


男人有钱就变坏,女人变坏就有钱


男人最痛心的是-为女人掏心掏肺 却不能掏老二
女人最痛心的是-为男人掏心掏肺 他只会掏老二



十个男人九个坏
还有一个想做怪
十个男人九个嫖
还有一个在治疗


男人不坏,女人不
爱不变态,一点不精彩


幸福对我来说其实是一种传说...


树不要皮, 必死无疑.
人不要脸, 天下无敌.



一山不能藏二虎, 除非一公和一母



男人最驕傲的不是睡過多少女人,
而是能有一個女人願意讓他睡一輩子。

女人最驕傲的不是擁有多少男人,
而是她的男人願意為他拒绝多少女人


靠山山倒。靠人人跑。靠自己最好
如果爸爸是百万富翁就好。




Hard Truths

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about eleven (11) things they did not and will not learn in school.
He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2
: The world doesn't care about your self-esteem.
The world will expect you to accomplish something
BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3
: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school.
You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4
: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss

Rule 5
: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity.
Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping:
They called it opportunity.

Rule 6
: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault,
so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7
: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring
as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills,
cleaning your clothes and listening to you
talk about how cool you thought you were:
So before you save the rain forest
from the parasites of your parent's generation,
try delousing the closet in your own room..

Rule 8
: Your school may have done away with winners and losers,
but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades
and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer.
***This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9
: Life is not divided into semesters.
You don't get summers off and very few employers
are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF.
***Do that on your own time.

Rule 10
: Television is NOT real life.
In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11
: Be nice to nerds.
Chances are you'll end up working for one..