Life without friends is like boobs without nipples ... POINTLESS !! 笑 口 常 开 :-)

My my my

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    My ‘iron horse’ …


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    My exercise companion ...


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    Lousy Singnet modem, up lorry after 3 months ...


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    Unique time machine ...


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    My radio control heli ...


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    My setup of notebook n LCD TV, 2 cables from notebook ...


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    Connect to the LCD TV ...


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    So the display shown on notebook as well as LCD TV will be the same, simultaneously ...


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    My latest addition ...


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    They are real plants ...


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    First time taking care of real plants ...

A Beautiful Story For Busy People

A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door.
SON: 'Mummy, may I ask you a question?'
MUM: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the woman.
SON: 'Mummy, how much do you make an hour?'
MUM: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the woman said angrily.
SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'
MUM: 'If you must know, I make $20 an hour.'
SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.
SON: "Mummy, may I please borrow $5?"
The mother was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door...

The woman sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the woman had calmed down, and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $5 and he really didn't ask for money very often.The woman went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

Are you asleep, son?' She asked.

'No Mummy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.

I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the woman. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $5 you asked for.'

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you Mummy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.

The woman saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his mother.

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the mother grumbled.

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.

'Mummy, I have $20 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'

The mother was crushed. She put her arms around her little son, and she begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $20 worth of your time with someone you love

东南西北

和美女睡,興奮到死。
和醜女睡,生不如死。
和辣妹睡,累得要死。
和情人睡,醉生夢死。
和名模睡,貴的要死。
和老婆睡,整夜裝死
。

机会,就像老二,紧握就会变大
生活,就像强姦,不能反抗,就要学会享受
工作,就像轮姦,你不行了,别人就上
读书,就像嫖妓,出钱又出力


生活, 就像自慰,全部的事情都要靠著自己的双手


时间就像乳沟,挤一下就有了..


有钱时,口气很大 没钱时,火气很大


男人有钱就变坏,女人变坏就有钱


男人最痛心的是-为女人掏心掏肺 却不能掏老二
女人最痛心的是-为男人掏心掏肺 他只会掏老二



十个男人九个坏
还有一个想做怪
十个男人九个嫖
还有一个在治疗


男人不坏,女人不爱
做爱不变态,一点不精彩


幸福对我来说其实是一种传说...


树不要皮, 必死无疑.
人不要脸, 天下无敌.



一山不能藏二虎, 除非一公和一母



男人最驕傲的不是睡過多少女人,
而是能有一個女人願意讓他睡一輩子。

女人最驕傲的不是擁有多少男人,
而是她的男人願意為他拒绝多少女人


靠山山倒。靠人人跑。靠自己最好
如果爸爸是百万富翁就好。




Hard Truths

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about eleven (11) things they did not and will not learn in school.
He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2
: The world doesn't care about your self-esteem.
The world will expect you to accomplish something
BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3
: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school.
You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4
: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss

Rule 5
: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity.
Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping:
They called it opportunity.

Rule 6
: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault,
so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7
: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring
as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills,
cleaning your clothes and listening to you
talk about how cool you thought you were:
So before you save the rain forest
from the parasites of your parent's generation,
try delousing the closet in your own room..

Rule 8
: Your school may have done away with winners and losers,
but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades
and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer.
***This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9
: Life is not divided into semesters.
You don't get summers off and very few employers
are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF.
***Do that on your own time.

Rule 10
: Television is NOT real life.
In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11
: Be nice to nerds.
Chances are you'll end up working for one..
Happy 46th Birthday, Singapore 2011. Majulah Singapura !!

Donkey.

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well, and was astonished at what he saw. With every shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

Enough of that crap. Later The donkey came back and kicked the sh*t out of the farmer who tried to bury him.

Moral:
When you try to cover your ass, it always comes back to get you.